From the next NYT Sports section profile on Alex Rodriguez:

“Hey John- Why the long face?”

Is it considered cannibalism if that sandwich was made with white bread?

When the topic first came up, I stood on the sidelines quietly, because who am I, among anyone, to judge? But you brought it up again, and I can remain silent no longer. If you season a quality cut of steak with anything beyond a few grains of salt and pepper, you’re a fucking asshole. I don’t care if you call me a…

I’m not a parent, but I’ve never really understood this reason. I get that these “low quality” schools tend to have lower test scores, graduation rates, etc., but isn’t that most likely the result of the majority of the students being lower income and not receiving the home support and early education opportunities…

I’d be hard fucking pressed to come up with a reason to go see an NFL game live beyond just seeing the game at work. Games are more interesting at home, you don’t have to freeze your ass off outside (depending on the team), you spend less money on EVERYTHING, and you don’t have to worry about the logistics within the…

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

Just another reminder that being a bully is only effective if you can beat up the guys you are trying to intimidate. These are all rich and powerful men, some of them richer and, in the world outside of the NFL in particular, every bit as or more powerful than Jones. He might be able to blowhard his way past Arlington…

“At least Jerry fights for his team and, by extension, its fans.”

Serious here. Try life without most of the NFL.
Several years ago, I was in two fantasy leagues and a couple of pick’em, spend $2 to win $18, kind of leagues.
After I got married and started a family, I cut out the fantasy leagues because it just wasn’t fun when I couldn’t devote the time. I switched jobs and went…

As an owner of the Packers, I welcome any challenge to the supremacy of Jerruh.

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

Nah, dude: The Yuengling of pizza. It’s not very good, but a not that small contingent of people are convinced it’s way better than it is.

There have been many occasions when I have drunk 12 Buds. I have never broken the 3 slice barrier with Papa Johns.

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

I’m inclined to agree. But this article has solidified the white “frame of mind” for me. I always struggled to reason out a rationale for “why.” I assumed it was because it felt good, but I could never divorce myself enough from being black to rationalize the part talking about only caring about seeming virtuous and…