Also, considering how close people are to the court, how did motivated playoff Lakers Shaq not kill anyone chasing a loose ball?

Trump: I’m worth many billions of dollars as you can see from this report I had the hotel print for me.

Maybe focus and urgency aren’t the primary issues here, perhaps it’s simply that the Lakers are a bad team who don’t fit together well around James. He’s always needed shooters around him, and the likes of Reggie Bullock, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, and Kyle Kuzma—who has the rep of a good shooter but is only hitting 32…

For some perspective: Georges St. Pierre fought 27 times over about 11 years(we’re ignoring the Bisping farce). Matt Hughes fought 54 times over 13 years.

Cook Out is the best calorie/dollar deal in fast food.

The RedZone killed football for me, and I’m better for it. I’m not watching three hours of “RED 18! RED 18!” and “HOLDING PENALTY! WE’RE PUTTING THE BALL HERE! AND REPLAY THE DOWN!” Just show me the highlights. Watching football is like listening to an eight year old tell you a story.

I’m with your pops on burning grilled burgers if I’m eating them without a bun. Everything else, just take the chill off of it.

If you say you want $20 they run the card to see if you have $20 available. If you only use $10, you’ll only be charged $10. It’s automatic. Restaurants work the same way. That’s why they don’t have to run your card again after you add a tip.

Sorry, I got some #PatriotWay all over your... HEY! Is that a bodycam? WTF?!?

The Stillers are stuck with Roethlisberger until he decides he’s done. They have no choice. If you put all the Yinzers who have ever existed in a room and told them to create a QB it would be Ben Roethlisberger. He’s their king, and they will die for him.

When my wife gave birth the nurses were like pain is bullshit. They pushed the epidural and post birth pain pills like they were short on Marlo’s money. She didn’t have a whole lot of choice.

What do you mean? I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Who was the last big non-LeBron FA signing anywhere in the league?

You’re a single black multimillionaire in your late 20s/early 30s, and you’d choose Boston over New York?

Look at this fucking asshole.

Rogan’s genuine, and when he’s presented with new information he updates his opinions. That goes a long way. For me, how good his podcast is is totally determined by who the guest is. I’ve liked maybe 10 of the thousands he’s done. So Alex Jones, Eddie Bravo, some fringe doctor with taeks: skip it. Anthony Bourdain,…

You left out the weather. Baseball’s played in the summer, and in the summer in Florida it’s 400 trillion degrees every single day. Then there’s a thunderstorm every afternoon that drops an inch of rain in 20 minutes, which is turned into steam. It’s this way until the sun goes down — at 9pm.

Tom: Hmmm, I dunno if we should have done that. I was talking to Jim Carrey on the phone last night and HE said…

As a LeBron stan, it’d be so much fun to watch him and AD play together, but Dell Demps’s job isn’t to make me happy, you know?

You guys know what you did was wrong. And this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you, but you have to take your medicine.