You left out the weather. Baseball’s played in the summer, and in the summer in Florida it’s 400 trillion degrees every single day. Then there’s a thunderstorm every afternoon that drops an inch of rain in 20 minutes, which is turned into steam. It’s this way until the sun goes down — at 9pm.

Tom: Hmmm, I dunno if we should have done that. I was talking to Jim Carrey on the phone last night and HE said…

As a LeBron stan, it’d be so much fun to watch him and AD play together, but Dell Demps’s job isn’t to make me happy, you know?

You guys know what you did was wrong. And this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you, but you have to take your medicine.

—Sincerely

Belichick wanted Bledsoe gone because he turned the ball over a lot at the worst possible times, and that’s the one thing Belichick can’t scheme around.

In the last 30 years two top flight free agents went to the Lakers (Shaq, LeBron), two went to the Heat (LeBron, Bosh), one went to the Ws (Durant), and one went to the Rockets (Chris Paul). I think that’s the whole list. Oops, I forgot: LeBron went to Cleveland. That’s seven total signings in 30 years; three of those…

This is splitting hairs, and LeBron being the greatest isn’t insane. But, for me, Jordan gets the nod over LeBron for his constant pursuit of individual accolades and petty beefs while simultaneously winning championships. Jordan has 10 scoring titles to LeBron’s one. Six of them came in championship years. That’s…

A) Jon Koncack would like a word.

These “offensive geniuses” will never learn. FUCK RUNNING THE BALL! I GOT SOME SHIT DIALED UP (ignoring that Bill Belichick is the greatest defensive mind in the history of the sport)! has been a huge factor in 5 of the Pats’ 6 SB wins: Mike Martz wouldn’t hand Marshall Faulk the ball. Andy Reid was Andy Reid. Darrell…

Or... and I’m just spitballing... maybe Gronk gets hurt when Brady throws him the ball deep, late and over the middle. Which happens a lot.

This just gives De Sousa a head start on getting ready for the draft. Fuck college basketball. Fuck the NCAA.

You tell me, Kal-El: how the fuck am I funny?

St. Louis is the sidepiece whining because the dude went back to his wife. Yes, Stan Kroenke is a piece of shit, just like his 31 other NFL cohorts.

“I just thought to myself that this is my second time playing a final,” she said. “I can’t really act entitled. To be playing against one of the best players in the world, to lose a set, suddenly think that I’m so much better than her that that isn’t a possibility.”

You get two FTs for fouled 3pt attempts. This will slightly rebalance the ridiculous 50% bonus awarded by a made 3, and, hopefully, lead to more fast break dunks... and in traffic dunks... #DUNKS.

This would(will) be a thing if(when) a grocery store did(does) this. Professional sporting events aren’t important — at all.

Yeah, but there was holding by the offensive line on that play because there’s holding by the offensive line every play, so penalties offset. Replay the down.

Just so we’re clear. What would Sean Payton have challenged? 

This is stupid. Yes, the Saints got screwed. But what is the league supposed to do about it? And new rules won’t help BECAUSE THERE WAS NO CALL TO CHALLENGE!!!