I’m still trying to figure out how he got the embassy door open, and notice a complete absense of guards...

Since the CIA guy managed to crawl inside the embassy and the security guy was inside as well, is US security personnel allowed to shoot the Russian guard, given that he is trespassing on US property? So many questions. That video was straight out of a movie.

POWOTD (Pearl Of Wisdom Of The Day): Whenever attending a car race or a rally on the public roads as spectators, NEVER repeat NEVER STAY OUTSIDE A CURVE! Tell this to all your friends, and to all those you’d like to live long and prosper.

Why was his HANS device so loose? The bottom-front edge of his helmet almost touched his chest. Haven’t we learned anything about basal skull fractures?

Reminds me of another random encounter, around the same time. On my way to work (at that same job) I saw an old lady in about her 70's. She was driving an ‘00, 01' ish Trans-Am WS6. T-top, 6 speed, blasting metal (I forget what song now). She looked like she was having the time of her life. I wanted to turn around and…

This is some excellent Kinja.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

Way back when, I worked at a grocery store. We had a greeter who was your typical 80-something year old retiree. He drove a Z06 convertible every day. Even the dead of winter. One day when we got over a foot of snow, I saw him drive that damn Z06 like it was the middle of summer. Still makes me smile to this day.

I wouldn’t feel bad using a ‘vette as a DD. Hell, throw some snow tires on it and do sweet snow burnouts.

I would entirely shit myself if a bus sized sea creature casually surfaced right next to my very tiny bro boat.

It definitely looked weird to me in the split second before I passed out after watching it.

I really don’t think there’s enough splitter there.

I’m just glad that Lonzo is being set up for success. Managing expectations, giving him time to develop and no pressure what so ever to produce immediate results. This is how a star is born!!!

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

Better pics of the monster Nissan:

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

I don’t know what makes me so irrationally angry about this guy and other ballhawks. I think it has something to do with taking a fun relaxing event, a surprise foul, and the fun of greeting a souvenir to help your kid remember a great summer afternoon, and turning it into a gross competition among grown-ass men who…

This is the same guy who created a Tinder profile to get himself invited to a Veterans/Family only game so that he could get one of the special balls there. You know, just in case you needed another reason to hate/pity this huge dork.