His first rule implemented? Day drinking begins promptly at 9am sharp, to aid in “concept development”.

Wait... Am I not supposed to wear my confederate flag bikini to the grocery store?!

“ That extra length could be problematic if you don’t have ample parking space.”

Well, that did not go well.

Boy.. Seeing as a good number of my uses of Uber involve copious amounts of alcohol before I need a ride, I could see this turning ugly.

What in the actual fuck? Are all of those speakers actually powered? If so, does the truck still function while music is being played? Also, why?!

Yeah, when I first glazed over it, my brain just sprinkled in some edible donuts. But then I bearclawed out of the hole, and saw the real jelly filling.

So torn! Want to win London trip.. Do not want to win divorce.. Gahh! What to do?!

That has got to be photoshopped. Everyone knows Toyota’s are grounded to the ground.

Do they accept Honda Odysseys as trade-in? I will even throw in a child or three..

Hahaha! This just made me so happy. Good on ya, sir.

Indeed they did! I remember being sort of confused the first time I went and renewed my tabs, and they only gave me one. I even told the clerk that she only gave me one. I could physically see her stifling an eye roll.

What year of Mustang do you own?

Washington only gives us one sticker. I don’t know exactly why, but I imagine it is just because it is cheaper. Plus at the end of the day, the police are usually behind you when checking to make sure your tabs aren’t expired.

Yeah, as much as BMW doesn’t really need an additional niche model, I would argue that if they want to compete with the 911, they need one.

Hahaha! Touché.

You said “sidewalk”, but I think you meant “pedestrian”.