I’ll make sure to let my 14-year-old self know.

This is the real answer.

I know I am in the minority, but this is exactly why cars are not something I consider to be in the “items to take a loan out on” category.

I think I got my first one around 2000. I don’t remember what brand it was or anything, but I remember it had 8 MB of build in storage, and then I had a 32 MB card that you could put in it. So I could essentially almost fit one whole album on it. Those were the days.

Dookie was gold. Nimrod was actually yellow..

‘85, actually. I was right on the edge of people starting to have MP3 players, but they were pretty far from ubiquitous.

This was the exact discman that was stolen! Haha!

Hahaha! Close... Green Day - Nimrod

This just reminded me of when I was in highschool... I moved to a new town right before starting my Freshman year, and went from a town where the highschool was just under 1,000 students, to one with about 2,200. So needless to say, I was nervous and scared.

And yet this is guaranteed to not be the Titans’ biggest failure this year.

Thus marking the first time anyone has ever had a strong emotion about bowling.

Sheesh. My thighs are pretty white, but that’s just rediculous.

-1 ball

This is terrible. Period. +1

Yeah, I read that as Whitey Passino during that entire article. Oops, but accurate.

As a total random side note, one of my sons is named Declan. Although we spell it Deklan, because we are stupid and American.

This might be why I don't have any friends...

It isn't a crashed Camaro.. So not Patrick..

I think the only things that could have made it more obvious are the following:

Poor Matt. No one told him it was gonna be this way.