Truckicoptor? Heliruck? Helitruckter?

Hey! Me too! I am a stay-at-home-dad these days, and spend an absurd amount of time on Jalopnik every day. Looks like you have two willing participants, Patrick! Where do we sign?

I am confused... WWII was less than 100 years ago.. So have they played each other every year since WWII, or for over 100 years?

I was going to say zombies. But your answer is way better. +1

I may be in the minority here, but I really like the outside of this car. I think it looks pretty good for a crossover. That being said, I do not want that many screens in my car. I also feel like all of these screens in place of physical dials/switches for things like the HVAC, and similar items will add to…

God dammit.

You and me both, good sir. Which became especially funny when I started mentally picturing Jesus talking to an Ass. And not like the donkey kind.

Yeah, it has been a mess. And so much freaking snow. I love the snow, but I have shoveled so much, that I am running out of places to put it.

Man.. And I though we in Central Washington had it bad.. My house looks like it is slowly becoming an igloo, or that I am attempting to protect it from a hoard of invading snowmen. And our roads are slick as hell, but this is absurd.

Am I wrong, or is that a Cayman on the wall? And if so, does that seem slightly ironic to anyone else?

I can see the production meeting now.

Correct. And all of this from a company owned by Toyota. SCIENCE!

Maybe there is a button in the dash for that? Like the Gadget-mobile, but it just goes from Scion to Mazda.

Hahahaha! I thought that was amazing. Nothing quite like showing how badass your concealed carry permit is while blocking the personal information with a letter from a collection agency. Maybe he should sell a gun or two, and pay his bills.

We already have one of those, silly! It is March, 30th. Which also happens to be the day of the birth of Humz.

Neato! I will park it next to my Faraday Future car, which will be parked next to my Puma, which will be parked next to my Supra, which will be parked next to my NSX. Can’t wait!

Fun fact: I actually worked not far from where this picture was taken. I was a chef in the restaurant of the hotel/resort that Kia hosted the press/dealer drives at. The President of Kia actually even was present and everything. I remember they had dozens of the things all shiny and new. It would have been a…

Hahahaha! Touché, good sir!

Thanks, NERD! But we all know it was actually Godzilla.

I can’t decide if I love it, or if I actually would only consider riding it as the corpse. Ahhhhh! The conflict of feelings!