I thought something was a little off when Nissan sent me their Christmas Card this year..

When I get caught, I will tell them it is okay because I am saving up for a Lamborghini. And that you told me to do it. I am sure they will understand.

The mental picture of my head sticking up above the roll hoops with a big-ass grin is hilarious. And amazing.

Yeah, and frankly that guy doesn’t even look very tall. He looks like he is about average height.

I am not arguing that there are advantages to living in the city. But I think 4x my salary is a little high.. I don’t think that as a chef, if I moved to NYC, I would suddenly be making over 200k a year. Nor would my wife, as a Student Affairs Coordinator for a medical school suddenly be making about 200k either...

This is a beautiful bike, and frankly I find it a little disappointing that so many people are bitching about it being “hipster”.

The greatest things in life are all suck, squeeze, bang, blow, at the end of the day.

Are we related? Because I am pretty sure that we have the same in-laws...

So... Am I the only one that is going to admit to having a massive crush on the cartoon version of Rogue as a kid? Because god damn, second-grade-me didn't know what I was feeling, but I knew I liked it.

This may be an unpopular opinion, and I will probably catch shit for it.. But they both should have been ejected from that game. Well before OBJ even had the helmet to helmet hit, they both were acting like a couple of unprofessional assholes.

Holy crap! I will go ahead and mark that down as reason number 411, to not move to NYC. My first apartment was more than $200 cheaper than that (which admittedly, was over 10 years ago.. But still!).

Full disclosure: My wife and I own a minivan(Honda Odyssey), so it isn’t even just that it is a minivan. More specifically it is because it is a Dodge minivan. Our next door neighbors have one just like the image above, and it is absolute shit. The inside is a sea of awful, the transmissions were garbage for years…

Touché.

+1 Omaha!

I am legitimately surprised that Top Gear’s Zenvo ST1 immolation is not on this list. I mean.. The thing tried to burn itself to the ground.

This. Case closed.

Hey man, I like VAG just as much as the next guy.

Well, great! Now everyone knows! We were supposed to keep it a secret, remember?

I know, I was being a smartass. I mean, technically they are still based in Italy. But no, they are very much German owned these days. Good ol’ VAG taking over the world.

Have.... Have either of those things changed?