In technical terms, of course. :)

My name is Mr. Lewis and I’m here to say,

This is the only appropriate response.

But... If I Googled a doodle, and it wasn’t a Google doodle, then what kind of doodle would I Google? And if I doodled for Google, and Googled my doodle, then what sort of Google doodle would be Googled?

I don’t know, I had a Clue.

I think they just gave the entire design team the month off...

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Yeah, I have literally been drunk to the point of slipping, falling, giving myself a concussion, and was found unconscious next to a creek... Guess what? I had a lump on my head, and a small bruise on my back.

I literally have no words to adequately express how incredible this individual is.

Oh man.. I live in Yakima (not proud of it, it is just a fact), people were not happy.

We should really start a GoFundMe campaign for this American hero.

#DickheadLivesMatter

I want this one:

So when is VW going to do this? I reckon they could use a little extra padding in the ‘ol wallet.

In all seriousness though, I normally am not a fan of modded exotics (or really most heavily modified cars), but this actually does look pretty alright to me. Some of the descriptions in the ad are a little over-the-top, but ignoring that, I would drive the shit out of this thing.

Hahaha! Ah yes, the famous Tacoma Aroma.. Nevertheless, truly happy to hear that your friends all made it back safe.

LeMay is really awesome. I'm one of the coolest collections and just an all around great experience.