I’ll just leave this here....

The best part is he paid Starbucks to prank them. That’ll show ‘em.

Well, the first one and the second one cancel each other out. So they are appalled, but only once. Because math! Or something.

This is sort of what I was assuming. I was just hoping for something cooler. :)

Random question... The ‘K’ on the 10 and 2 on the steering wheel... Does any body know the significance?

So.... I have had several months to accept the fact that I will never drive one of these. But as the days pass, I become no less sad about this fact.

Yeah, really though.... Fuck you Greg Hardy, and a big ol’ fuck you to Jerry Jones.

Right?! That was...

Yeah... Okay, after your comment, I admit it, I immediately Googled nude skydiving pictures...

Hahaha! That just sounds painful.

That does not look like a recommended outfit for skydiving.

Wearing what appear to be Air Jordans with his Army costume?

And then the officer asked him to take another step forward in a straight line.

Completely agree!

That car has a Washington plate too! That is my neck of the woods. I have no idea where that is specifically, but I do know that I do not wish to ever have any part of a guardrail on the inside of any part of my car.

God dammit Jason, you beautiful bastard.

Jason, this has become, by far, my favorite show on the internets. Keep it up good sir.

In other news:

I think her name is Jessica Baumann... But I can’t seem to find much more on her.. Just this image with her name in the bottom left corner: