Oh what? That’s so weird! I am surprised! What possibly could have happened? (Insert other sarcastic statement of surprise)!

I looked. None of them are nearly as good.

It is a perfect combination of two things I never watch!

Truth.

Hahahaha! That exists in Seattle?! Amazing. Unsurprising and amazing. God I love this state.

Hey, to be fair, it could have been really cold that day.

This one just because it makes my brain feel weird.

I had the same exact thought process.. At first I was angry, but that anger quickly subsided and become the weirdest form of lust I have ever experienced. What is happening to my body?! Is there a second puberty at 30 brought on by mundane sedans becoming pickups?!

Originally the Explorer was more of an SUV version of the Ranger, and the Expedition was the SUV version of the F150 (and before that it was the Bronco), and then you had the behemoth Excursion up top... But umm... I have no idea what the fuck is happening anymore in that department. The Excursion died and was…

It looks like they were attempting to align the bottom of that rear glass with the bottom of the dip in the front windows. I guess maybe for visibility? Hopefully without the camo it will look less awful. Cross your fingers, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

When they Raptor-ize it, then I will concede that it will do as a replacement Bronco. Until then, I say good day, sir.

I know Miley Cyrus is terrible, and I think as a society we can all agree that intimate knowledge of her lyrics should carry certain punishments.. But this is a bit extreme.

Oooh, yeah.. Necrophila is frowned upon in most parts of the world.

So, I don’t know about the rest of you, but reading the last bit where his mom called him Baby Ray, made me want some god damn BBQ.

I can think of a couple of places where you will not blend in:

That GIF at the top... Haha! I think we are literally watching a man’s brain explode.

That was my first thought... Okay, I get it. Rent is ridiculous as an economical concept. If I were single and living somewhere like the Bay Area, I would at least consider his line of reasoning. But why didn’t he just buy a cheap RV? They have small kitchens, and many have toilets and showers. You can find some for…

HA!

If by CDL, you mean, “Certain Death for questioning the Legality of me doing whatever the fuck I want”, then I think he does have one..

I want to be excited about this... I want to not care.. But it honestly sorta gets me when I see excesses like this knowing the state of the country he is ruling (or more specifically the economic state of the people of Malaysia). It is sort of like the Sultan of Brunei... The car nerd part of me, is like, “Fuck…