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It would help, but in my experience as a pro-gamer before this explosion. You didn’t need to be fluent in all your teams language, it helps, sure. But if you understand your role, the situation,  and certain commands, that significant as far as play calling and communication.

Even when a guy is instigating trouble, can we get away from kicking people in the face when they’re on the ground? Try to be the bigger drunken idiot.

Isn’t that the whole point of those trackers they wear on their ankles, to keep those swamp rat motherfuckers down in North Florida?

Bears fan: We’re not here to start no trouble, we’re just here to teach you about double negatives, bitch.

Jaguar fans travel, man. Normally it’s to get away from the crushing depression and the constant construction, but they travel.

The day started off with beer fresh from a girls ass and ends with a slap fight between a bears fan and jags fan......................and this is the sport that rules this country makes plenty sense.

When your life is one depressing failure after another, in an attempt to find something to feel good about, you become blindly and overly invested in your sports team. Or Trump.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Who cares about a football team so much they need to get into a fight in public over there team? I’m a big fan but is it worth fighting? Hell no. The niners ain’t paying my medical bills because they suck and some guy talked shit to me about them.

Esports

Don’t worry guys. He took his helmet off after his 2nd electrifying TD, so the refs nailed him for 15 yards. Totally deserved.

You’re really fucking weird. Are you wearing a green leotard with tiny question marks all over it?

Counterpoint: brunch is breakfast with booze which makes it objectively superior. The idea that one must leave one’s home for “brunch” is a lie told by the diner industrial complex in conjunction with the lizard people. All you need is eggs, mimosas, bloody marys, and the will to be great.

I thought that was the case too. Especially “heavier” foods, like protein.

She should’ve replied, “Losers? No. We’re not Canadians, for chrissakes.”

Remember, it’ll be all fun and games until someone “accidentally” rolls into the back of their knee.

Marvin’s cousin?

RIP Shannon Hoon.