At least you’re still employed...haha. I’ve gotten laid off from 3 jobs right after they said “everything is fine.” I think all you can do to cope is go a ton of overtime, let coworkers have 4 hour lunches to do whatever, hit on customers and coworkers alike, and give away free shit to customers until they look at you…

1. Tasers aren’t taken seriously enough, because the guns don’t look scary enough and people fondly remember Laser tag. Those last two words are close enough to “taser”.

After not winning for 20 years, I almost think they’ll save his first victory for a Pokemon movie and truly milk it. Besides, am I the only one who would want Brock and Misty there to celebrate?

Don’t I know it...haha.

Growing up and even until college, most of my math teachers had proudly majored in English and vice versa, so nothing strikes me as weird anymore. If anything, it was kinda cool.

That strategy sounds more like like deception. The bait and switch method may work, but it’s why your cause is often met with skepticism, despite the facts.

The more I see Samantha Bee, the clearer it is that they made a huge mistake with Noah.

It’s easy (ok and funny) to make mock promotions like Ladies Night/free makeover night, but if your boss said you had to bring in more women, you’d probably come up with the same thing.

As usual, the comments are better than the article. God bless you, internet.

P90x is pretty awesome, but you need space in your home or you’ll be bumping into all kinds of stuff. I took a boot camp class and it reminds me a lot of that.

This alone is worth an ESPN 30 for 30 and a sequel.

He also made Colonel Sanders real again. Although in all fairness, all of the Sanderses were pretty good..and creepy.

Why is there no mention of Canadian pharmacies? I was surprised that after talking to two doctors that neither had no knowledge (or even a third-hand recommendation) of a good Canadian pharmacy, despite letting me know that I’d get screwed on meds here in the US.

This game just seems like it was made for Google Glass.

+2 for Encyclopedia Brown. Every kid’s favorite detective.

That would be comedy gold. “Lady, I’m placing you under...arrgh. Help!”

The brunette is so hot in the strangest of ways. What’s wrong with me?

Back in my day, teams only charged you $8 for a hot dog and you didn’t ask what was in it, neither!!!!

Well, we should have the feels for them, dude. You’re not the first to say they have a ton of McVeigh nuggets in and around OKC, though. That’s pretty scary.

You don’t understand. He’s fighting the “good fight.” Oh lord.