I attended a boarding school in the Midwest and it made me more independent and outgoing. Had I stayed in my small southern town, I might have ended up an overweight, toothless red hatter.

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

True story, at Playwrights Horizons in NYC a few years back, there was a play whose title I cannot recall, in which a white woman’s deceased black husband’s ashes were in a jar. A character says, “Maybe he’d like to be scattered over the Brooklyn Bridge.” It’s basically never brought up again.

At the Q&A, with the…

Ryan got the corporate and wealthy tax cuts in. Why would he continue to stay in Washington making peanuts?

In case you missed it, last week’s episode of My Brother My Brother and Me (Episode 400) is one of the single greatest podcasts of all time, with the brothers taping directly from the Red Carpet for the Broadway opening of Escape to Margaritaville.

I grew up with the city version of this family. I made better choices. Never been pregnant. Never considered sex without birth control. Never did drugs. I’m not above those who make different choices. I just looked at my family and knew all those things would only make my life worse.

You had time to write an epic comment like this but not to read the article you’re commenting on?

But only after the 9 investigations into why Hillary Clinton killed Hillary Clinton.

I know that Kate dresses them like that in public so that they can be semi-unrecognizable in regular play clothes the rest of their time. He can get away with it now because he is absolutely adorable. But if he’s still wearing that in twenty years...? Yikes.

Ahhhh I thought that sounded like a McElroyism! *GREATJOB*

I heard somewhere 53% of white women tuned in!

I’m a renter in New York for almost two decades, and oh my fucking Christ this pisses me off. I mean, we knew already that he was corrupt as shit, but reading the proof of that doesn’t make it any easier.

Its not canceled that was a rumor thank god cause I live for the messy drama of Are You The One

5,000 candles in the wind for Jack the brindle bulldog

This is pro-level matching (as you’d expect). My clothes don’t even match my clothes, for christ’s sake.

there’s precisely zero chance that Willy Ames doesn’t know something. Too bad there’s nothing in The Christian Book of Yay Fetuses / Boo Homos about not lying or protecting the innocent.

Ok seriously Jujy and Mortal Dictata, how the hell are y’all always the first comments?! Do y’all get alerts of new posts? Lawd.

It’s basically a nice way to ask “really, dude, are you this much of a shitheel?”

Good news! We’ve found another person who loves to engage in false equivalencies!