You would think no one would have to disclose the distance your house is from the street to you.

Gossip would be a LOT BETTER if you revived “Midweek Madness”!!!!

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

That’s fair. Your feelings are as valid as my own, and in truth, neither of us is in a position to change these industries by ourselves, so it is what it is.

People got used to using “you” as a singular pronoun instead of only a plural one, when “thee” and “thou” fell out of use. And somehow everyone manages now to figure out from context whether the singular or plural is intended. So people will get used to this too.

I knew my roommate was talking about me to her mom b/c she kept having to say my name over and over (apparently some of the sounds in my name don’t exist or are not easy to say in Greek). But we were friends, and it turned out her mother was just trying to figure out a way for me to marry her brother.

Really?

Also, most of the coal workforce has been eliminated with strip mining. Coal is not the employer of Appalachia as the coal industry would like you to believe.

This is the worst! “I’d like to take the time to thank each and every one of you who took the time to wish me a happy birthday yesterday...you’ll never know how much it means to me that you spent 4 seconds of your life thinking about me.”

did you know that legally, for his historical reasons, if the structure is not baroque, they aren’t allowed to perform any repairs?

I didn’t get a chance to watch this yet, do you think you MAYBE couldn’t have put the spoiler in the headline??? I know it’s not fuckin’ Game of Thrones or anything, but I do actually unironically enjoy this show, and I’m kind of mad that you ruined it for me.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

11/18/12. Homeless to homeowner in just under four years.

Seems like when it comes to threatening women, Jim Lucas can wait for all the facts. When it comes to threatening Jim Lucas, he springs into action.

THESE PEOPLE. You know what I want to say to them?

Unabashedly would own and use those tartan Le Creuset pots. Same goes for a Bialetti Moka Alpina. That would be the extent of variance from accepted taste in my kitchen.

Someone please remind me how many games Ray Rice got for knocking his fiance unconscious? JUST CURIOUS.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!