UGH THIS. I posted a status on my FB the other day about an incident on a train - one of those moments where nothing violent happens, but your space and privacy is intruded upon and you have to make a split second decision about how you're going to respond because you know FROM FUCKING EXPERIENCE what the possible…

jackrabbit sex. You know that sex where it's like they're masturbating but with your vagina.

My boyfriend when I was 19, who was white, decided that dreadlocks expressed who he really was. I broke up with him the next day.

Nobody made Ice Cube.

I forgot my favorite thing! I have this machine that was my grandmother's (still in the hella retro box and everything) that is specifically used to make cheese straws. (You push the dough through so you can get the cute little straw shapes.)

I'm having a great idea for a TV show right now. Basically, women who receive threatening/abusive messages from a dude on dating sites submit the guy's profile to the show, who then lure the guy into a date with a fake profile. When the guy shows up for the date, rather than the way-out-of-his-league woman he was…