Mattis is the only good one he has. He’s the only one who is not in it for per$onal gain, but because he actually wants to keep the country from going to hell in a hand basket.

You’d want to poke a Marine Corps 4-star General in the face?

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

Tyler has (and continues to) misrepresent the problems of the F-35 since before he was a Jalopnik writer, and after having this platform ramped things up considerably in the “let’s shit on the F-35" department. Couple that with exaggerating Russian military capabilities and otherwise not having a full grasp of facts…

Replacing “splice” with “fuck” makes this a lot funnier.

Just to clear up for you, the Vale troops, nor almost anyone else, wouldn’t have to cross the river at the Frey’s home, the Twins. That is simply the fastest way for an army from Winterfell to reach further West, like River Run or Casterly Rock. The Vale would simply take the Kingsroad on up.

Navy just can’t let Air Force have a headline.

But you are making the same mistake that Al Gore made, the same the Jimmy Carter and John McCain and George HW Bush made: merely being “qualified” for the job isn’t enough. George HW lost to a Charming Southern Boy, not a more qualified person. Al Gore lost to “a guy you would have a beer with,” not a more qualified…

After receiving a signal that “the urines were ready,” the young girl took her place in front of R. Kelly and closed her eyes.

Really not sure what you’re supposed to do on the last day of your twenties?

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Oops, did we turn that on?

My dad was in the military, so I grew up around military people, and there are certain people in or married to someone in the service, that are pretty much obsessed with getting everything they can get from that connection and milking it for all it’s worth. Not just tangible stuff either, but sympathy and attention.…

You should become more familiar with bird law

I’m subversive like that.

........does this mean.......gulp......we’ll all end up on reddit???

Florida demands that the winnings be placed in bond until the appeals are over. So basically the loser pays anyways, but might get the money back.

Kodak could totally use this exposure in the press. Even if it's negative.