Ddivorced guy buying a red sports car reeks of desperation

My guy, my guy. Divorced dude to divorced dude. Seriously, actually, for real, don’t make any major money moves yet (the word yet is key here). Especially money moves that sound like $30,000 of retail therapy.

Expert #2, he didn’t say he wanted to kill himself. I would never recommend a motorcycle to someone who wants to drive something sporty and is (possibly) middle aged or approaching. There is a name for people like that: statistics.

Well, this suggest to me that the ex-wife was the bread earner and she was tired of Mr. Two SUVS and a Camry and wanted someone interested in an actual mature relationship, so she kicked him to the curb with a small settlement that he’s about to piss away — which will be further proof that she made the right decision.

Kia Stinger GT is a touch larger version of the G70 and they are a blast to drive. You’ll likely get the remainder of the warranty too.

Just make sure it ain’t a little red convertible.

...I am divorced I have found myself with a little extra cash...

It will still go down in the record books as a win, but he doesn’t get any of the perks that come with a win, ie points or championship inclusion. 

He keeps the win but it doesn’t count toward the Chase or playoffs whatever NASCAR is calling it now.

You move all the time when you sleep.

Well now you’ve lost it, caused a scene and done criminal damage - suddenly now the flight is on time. 

If you think you wake up in the same position you were in when you fell asleep, you really ought to set up a camera to find out just how much people move in their sleep.

Plus I can easily keep two Jerry cans of gas in my garage. Not so easy to have a couple buckets of electricity.

The Environment guy sometimes goes to the nearest grocery store and back 10x a day 🤦

Why are you “loath to admit it”?  Not a fan?

You’ve never commuted on the LIRR.

cool read

I don’t understand this strategy of just stopping doing everything because Trump got shot.

Axe body spray has been known to “drop cloth”.