Why stop at polishing? They should curve them too and turn the car into a rolling Archimedes death ray

Who knew the center of Hell was Nebraska?

I did a lot of thinking about Monaco over the weekend because this past Monday I finally got caught up on all the F3/F2 races from that weekend.

interesting experiment. The current wisdom is that McDonalds is the bottom rung of jobs and only the biggest loser’s work there. I guess that makes AI the biggest loser of all.

Echo a sentiment you offered up in another bit of “reporting”

I can’t tell if you're being serious or this is some weird sarcasm/joke I’m not in on

If that was the case this website would be a ghost town.

You have literally no idea what you're talking about. This isn't the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.

So, 49 wins to 5 in the same time period, and you don’t think Max is a generational talent?

One of the best answers here, even though I’m partial to my own. ;-)

Sigh.

The usual argument from people is: “weLL, hE wAs in A mOsT dOminAnT cAr of All tImE. hE shOulD haVe bEateN Max.”

I used the term “author”. That’s constructive in the sense that it builds up the person in which I’m referring.

You could argue that perez’s performance has plateaued recently given the current car and teammate he’s judged by, but pre red bull he consistently outdrove the car he was in. Podiums with sauber and force india/racing point. Calling his entire career mediocre is ridiculous

It’s like he doesn’t realize that for the history of F1, the bulk of the grid has been seat fillers.

Really a high-quality article you’ve written here, Bradley!

*Looks at title and then looks at author...nods unsurprisingly*

It’s almost like no one on Dan’s team has ever see the movie Fargo.

It’s sad that Jalopnik’s coverage of F1 has trickled to almost nothing in the last few years. But it’s tragic that whenever we do get F1 coverage, it’s from this author. Who must hate F1. Or find it elitist. Or god only knows what. But every article Bradley writes about F1 is full of needless snark and poorly informed…