Do you have a diesel truck? Have you been on the trucker side of the island at night? When you fill up on the trucker side of the island on the regular, you’ll understand why a place that’s trying to be a tourist attraction and advertise clean bathrooms doesn’t want to deal with pee bottles.

Key phrase there is “supposed to”.

If they keep going to this park, it probably won’t even need to be for that long.

Look. You don’t go with Chef Boyardee for a flavor journey. You go with it because it’s affordable, quick and has the least chance of your kids turning their noses up at it.

“Feels a little bit more like real food!” would be a great ad campaign.  Along the lines of Domino’s “we don’t suck as much anymore!”

For those decrying the quality of the bagel, I’ll say this. Those expecting a freshly made bagel shop type of bagel from a fast food joint are delusional. These are your run of the mill, plain frozen bagels. Dethawed and toasted. Like a Lender’s bagel. They aren’t terrible, but are more interesting than your standard…

My story is small potatoes compared to what others have suffered. I live in LA and my girlfriend lives in Oakland. To visit her I alternate between driving and flying. I’d fly if I was short on time, but part of it was peer pressure from friends and family telling me how horrible it must be to drive so far, solo, and…

I have two.

That sounds like it sucked - but two points from someone who has flown over 2 million miles:

Ooh Just had one a couple months ago.

You missed the joke. Which was that the Lexus used to be on the far edge of the chart, but now the chart had to be readjusted.

...That Lexus is out of place

You're confusing the meaning. This list of names is intended to be a joke rather than an actual proposed list of names.

But how many of them were billionaires? 

Did I say it wasn’t? Holy shit, why is everyone so God-damn anxious to be infuriated on the internet. At a minimum try not to be blatantly disingenuous with your insults.  

I’ve been thinking a lot about this incident and the take that resources were potentially wasted on five billionaires. I have thoughts, but no blog or anything so, I’m going to share them here.

They told the Coast Guard right away, which made it possible for folks to find the wreckage and confirm. Announcing “we have received information from a secret source indicating that we are probably looking for a gravesite” is not exactly good crisis comms, especially when there’s a slight chance they were wrong about…

If I DM you, could I get the replica of Armand Asante's nipples? I need them, very badly. Dollars, Euros, crypto: whatever you want.

I mean, he's from New Jersey...

I can sympathize, as I once strangled my spouse as a joke. They didn’t laugh though, which just made me so angry. This generation is too sensitive, nobody can take a joke anymore.