Anyone who knows anything about the typical death process would also understand that this story could not be true. Most likely, if the kid were really in the imminent dying phase, he’d be unresponsive (certainly not having a full conversation with Santa or opening presents) and exhibiting the “death rattle”/shallow…

boobs

You’re an idiot.

Opinions presented as fact! Modern day America!

Waverly and Blair were tied at 50 with seconds remaining

Luke Walton: (curses out official) (gets ejected) (turns to assistant coach) It’s all up to you now, Shaw

If Walton’s star rises just a little more and Affleck’s star falls a little more someday Affleck will be playing Walton in a gritty, inspiring sports biopic and it will be really magickal.

Demoff responded by continuing to reside in Southern California.

I wonder how many people who support the recount and really think it’ll make a difference either didn’t vote or voted 3rd party. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure there are plenty of deluded voting Democrats taking part, but the feeling I’ve gotten is that the people who are really for it aren’t the most politically savvy…

I just want to use this opportunity to point out, again, that Voter Fraud And Election Rigging Is Extremely Extremely Rare.

Is that butthurt I’m detecting?

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

lolno

“I know nothing except from countries where they speak American and ESPN highlights, so whatever though”.

no way they do either of those things.

Crying now and ok with it.

GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT I’M SO FUCKING SICK OF ALL THIS AND IT’S NOT EVEN DEC. 19TH YET