I’m bald because of poor genetics, not because I’m a skinhead.

I don’t send crazy emails, but I forever reside in the greys. Maybe I’ll be a Cards fan next year.

Those are the Tampa Bay cheerleaders. But I agree they could stop when an injury occurs.

Would you eat more fast food if you could get alcohol instead of soda in the combo meals? (Eat-in only).

I drafted OJ. He killed for me.

Of course he gets owned. The shit is rigged apparently.

“Are you gonna be playing QB? ‘Cause we could use one. How does 2 firsts and 2 seconds sound?”

Pop seems like a genuinely great person to be around.

I don’t know what to think about Arsenal. They’re 2nd in goal differential at+8. But 3 against Watford and 4 against Hull, two denfensively poor teams, makes it hard to anticipate how they’ll do against the top teams.

Who’s shit list would you like to be on?

I just assume the whole thing will be lies.

I hope he had express written consent to record the play.

While I understand it, I get a little sad that so many people in the crowd are watching through their phones. Just be in the moment.

This is so sad. Nothing else to say.

Oof. That’s gotta Auburn.

Perfect for ESPN’s defunct “Jacked Up!” segment.

A failing marriage is a lot for him to shoulder.

I have a big ol’ noggin, but Ditka makes me feel better about it.

“Boom! What a hit!”

Fuck this guy. She called him a piece of shit, but even that’s too complimentary.