Even Dick Cheney of all people was willing to support gay marriage when it came out his daughter was gay. This lady must have even less humanity than he does (which is like failing to limbo under a 7 foot limbo bar)

You had me at Tatas

I wish I was that drunk.

Who are those horrible orange creatures?

Let's sacrifice her to our Goooodddddd

Oh! I just realised your name is a chinpokomon reference (I'm replaying Stick of Truth and found Velocirapstar last night without it clicking until just now)

He does have a penchant for underage girls…

Scott Aukerman tried to warn us the the Circus came to Washington but all the clowns stayed and we didn't listen…WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!

Also that's assuming it happens in the finale (I haven't watched past the 1st episode so I don't know when it happens)

If everyone steps back and looks away won't Florida get rid of itself in a few minutes? No need to waste a perfectly good nuke.

I'm HARHD people! I can get HARD! I'M A MAN!

… but how do they taste?

No and yes

You can use it to replace Gitmo

Hey just because we dehumanise refugees doesn't mean to don't have a very multicultural society and lots of arrivals from all over the world.

Does he want to borrow the 'White Australia' policy? We don't use it anymore.

Who's on first.

I get annoyed when we play the Australian anthem before every game on ANZAC weekend. And we normally don't play it.

I think it's fair to question whether this is causation or just correlation.

But going there is actually rewarding their behaviour, even if it's reviewed poorly.