Ahem, Noah Wyle is bae (why can I only find Donnie Darko stock photos?):

You ever seen Payback? To me that seems like Mel Gibson IRL.

ETA: Maybe we can get Kris Kristofferson to smash his toes with a hammer....

It is very good but also verrry long lol.

Thank god they were able to get Eric Bana to assassinate all those perpetrators.

“Do you even five pillars, bro?!”

I had to take a long swig of whiskey during that whole widow / political prop thing. It was just too much.

Trump gets the blame because the buck stops in the Oval Office. Sure, the generals and other military personnel are responsible for the mission’s planning and execution, but Trump is the one who is accountable for it because they acted on his orders. Look at previous presidents who have taken responsibility for their…

So he settled for his wife instead! Smh. I felt dirty after watching that.

Democrats in general should not have even gone to the fucking thing.

Simone stands no chance against... Mango

I call dibs on Paul Ryan.

Oh you just know that Ryan was giving Pence a handy under the table.

It’s all smoke and mirrors.

(I’m not American, btw)

“We look like a monkey fucking a football out there!”

+1 Pulitzer Prize

What a fucking little twerp.

If it was pouring she must have had to go slow. Rain droplets sting like a mother when you’re going fast!

Was that a car engine or a dubstep track?