Forget how well it does at keeping nuts from seizing, I want to know how hard it is to clean. I get a single drop on the tip of my pinky finger and an hour later I look like the Tin Man. Then months later, I pick up a sock that happened to be the garage at the time of my adventures in Oz and I end up repeating my…

Once Lavazza took over, the production got to be too much of a....production....product placement....etc. I miss the early days that had one Acura reference and that was it. And they made it funny.

The conversation between host and guest was usually decent, occasionally quite good, but it was the cars that were truly transcendent.

the Bronco is actually delivered already on its side

(Shit, this hoser’s onto us)

The LiveWire is a great idea that wasnt done all that well. Having an electric bike thats trying to attract a younger audience who have more debt than ever and charging nearly 30K for it is outrageous

dude, it’s watching Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon

I wonder how many 10mm sockets you’d find if you cleaned out that mechanical pigsty.

Sallie Mae is the government sanctioned Mafia.

Its like an inch and a half, youre an idiot. 

Case in point, here is a different 2008 E150 with only 86k miles for a fiver under $11k. It is a work van, so it already has cabinets in the back. Bonus, it has a cage between the driver and cargo areas, making it much better suited for kidnapping hookers keeping your cute little doggie safe.

Another issue that Bourdain noted in Kitchen Confidential is that the same friends who say you should open a restaurant are the same ones that keep dropping by and expects a bunch of comps and freebies and never pick up a check.

The vehicle is still bigger than I want, with a bed smaller than I want.  Until someone brings back a compact pickup with a bed over six feet long, I’m not in the market for another truck.

I for one can see only good things coming from the police being given the ability to see who a vehicle is registered to and pull over anyone who doesn’t closely match that description!

I wish I believed that “since I’m not doing anything wrong, I don’t have anything to worry about.”

This 12 minutes was better than many full episodes of the “Grand Tour”.

I believe the same system was under the limited production syclone and typhoon variants of the s truck.

Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

It’s only appropriate, everyone knows that jaundiced yellow headlights are a symptom of kidney failure.

I’ll stick with mine but sure, the fifth gen is okay. The problem is, these are not cheap—you can’t touch one for under $30k, and they’re definitely not worth the $70k that some dealers are asking for black wheels and blue paint.