The best air freshener smell is WD-40.

+1 for you, Mr. Fuzzy Britches.

Jerry and Bob McNair will tear down the players’ library, too. Gone... sealed off, brick-by-brick. They’ll have them a little book barbecue in the yard. They’ll see the flames for miles. They’ll dance around it like wild Injuns! You understand them? Catching their drift?... Or are they being obtuse?

I made this for you, I hope you appreciate all the hard work it took.

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

..three police cars arriving at the scene to help Officer Tenderfeels crack the case of The Loud Noise Made Me Feel Ways About Things.

I’ve seen it time and time again. If a cop really wants you to have a ticket, you are going to have a ticket. You know, to protect and serve.

It’s 2017. Of course the guy with a horseshoe up his ass blames Luck.

Barry, can you reduce your argument to a character or plot development from the 1990 film, Goodfellas? This is the only way I can understand football.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Isn’t the reason reporters use allegedly so they can’t be sued for libel? I understand the frustration but the way our legal system works we have to give perpetrators their day in court

You know what’d be awesome, and I’m sure someone’s said this before.
- Journalist suggest Nice Price or Crack Pipe car
- Audience actually votes, not just comments
- Jalopnik gives money to journalist to buy absurd car
- Journalist must run car for a minimum of six months as daily, and create regular social media content…

Not doom, but things will be different, radically different. Even in the past with industrial revolution and robots in the car industry, manual labor jobs were replaced but there were still manual labor jobs around. Now we are looking at a real future where there are next to zero manual labor jobs.
Garbage men,…

As much as I love gasoline-fueled mayhem of all sorts (and think this idea is actually kind of cool), I think I would lose my shit if a neighbor did this and I had to hear it all the time.

True, and a proper sedan with a trunk (or “boot,” if you’re in jolly old England), you can’t put dead hookers in an SUV, people can look into them.

Rightly or wrongly, the minivan has long been imputed as the auto enthusiast’s white flag of surrender.

I think their point was more: “this is a technology company that makes a semi-autonomous electric car that can do 260 miles on a charge, they should be able to make a fucking iPad work.”

I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”

The Browns make perfect sense. They are reliably awful.

I don’t agree. At those angles and those speeds, how can a defender put himself in a position to make a tackle (or force the QB to need to slide) and avoid opening himself to that exact penalty? I’m not someone who longs for the old days. I’m just pointing out there is an inherent problem with that play. It’s a no-win…