Are you 70+ years old. I think you are applying your game and not the game of a 70+ year old un-athletic man.

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

He is a classic bully who needs a hard punch in the face. Can’t the Secret Service be patriotic and look the other way for a few minutes?

You know, unless you stand for the national anthem in your living room, and put your hand over your heart and sing, I don’t want to hear it. Because if you don’t, then that means the only reason you do it live at the games is because everyone else is doing it. Not because you are overcome with patriotism. And that…

No, this is where we talk about a biased website showing a picture of a meaningless play (by win probability) instead of one of the greatest, most humiliating New York collapses of all time.

I forgot that Harwell defended Feliciano. Ernie Harwell was the best.

Maybe communist theory, but not the reality of communism.

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

I thought the book was about flowers?

I only started reading MMQB years and years and years ago because it was an appetizer on the way to Dr. Z’s columns. After his stroke back in 2008, SI’s football coverage went downhill and fast.

Lmao. I appreciate the hatred, it really makes you sympathetic and easy to understand and align with.

Windows user: “my laptop died.”

A joint is just weed.

Ever open a craft box and get that old crayon whiff? That’s deeply under-appreciated as bad smells go.

Yas. I had one like this. IH Scout Traveller.

Possibly a D/1000 series:

There was a pickup with the same style grille.

Thank you Freeman, I have never ever heard anyone refer to any part of “wings” as “flats”. This is all an elaborate ruse from the deep state to make Drew look foolish.

Wings.

I know I’ll get roasted, but here goes. I believe in conservative government. (which is not synonymous with being a Republican, and does not mean that I agree with or like other people who label themselves as “conservatives”). I disagree with much of the philosophy of liberal government. I say disagree, because I…