You know what? Fuck the Thunder. They moved from the 13th biggest market to the 43rd biggest market and fucked over the people of Seattle in the process. They then cried poverty when it came time to sign Harden and decided to trade him rather than pay him $4m more over the life of his contract. By not keepoing a good…

Wait - who goes to such crazy lengths to buy trees? I bought a real tree at Home Depot. It’s 7 feet tall and only cost $40.

You want an interesting statistic? The places that voted for Trump with the widest margins also recently experienced higher rates of suicide and hard drug use. What this points to is that those who voted for Trump are more likely to have felt abandoned by the current system, trapped with no way out.

Man tells gf she is fat and has to get off the couch and in shape again within a year or he will drop her. You’d totally would feel the same about this guy being a good person all around, nothing wrong here, huh?

I live in Pittsburgh and love it. I will gladly live in any of the major rust belt cities over those soulless godforsaken overgrown strip malls like Dallas and Phoenix.

I bet those cheerleaders are in much worse condition now than this car at the same age. 

The thing I never hear in all of this rending of garments: Hillary was incredibly unlikable and untrustworthy long before emails and Russians and Trump. Any portrayal of her as a bullet-proof candidate is wildly inaccurate. She was unlikeable in 2008, too. And a lot of those people we’re calling “racists” now for…

The cheap ones are called “Mk IIIs”. And in my opinion, they’re a much better looking car.

You know Hayes is black too right? Or did you just leap to calling me a racist while knowing literally none of the facts?

Yeah hate to break it to you, but if the roles were reversed Will Smith would not have even had a trial. Hayes got railroaded.

Well, we could’ve elected the equally blue-collar working class female from middle America with no links to the economic elite. Oh...

Let’s save the Nazi word unless it’s valid. But yes, the myth of the American dream is a noose around the lower classes.

That interior is cleaner than pretty much any car I’ve ever bought. Priced about 3k too high though.

cute as a hipster bug’s plug-adorned ear.

Holy shit, your screen name is fantastic.

Fuck off, 538 was probably the most bullish website on Trump. When something that has a 1 in 3 chance of happening actually happens, you don’t pretend prediction is broken.

Slippery slope. If the rule exists it needs to be applied properly every time or you’re left with chaos. Or as I like to call it: the current state of officiating in the NFL.

What sick fuck checks for poop like that? You either peak in the top, smell or pat on the outside. your brother is one disturbed motherfucker.

I very distinctly remember him writing in an article (perhaps even for Page 2) that if was still only writing in ten years to kill him. He always saw it as a means to an end. I just don’t think anyone else saw that because it was his best talent. Granted he’s done a lot more than “just” write since then, but I don’t…

Zach Lowe has almost ruined NBA writing for me. Any other NBA article I read I am SO wishing it was in Lowe’s writing style and voice.