After my Dad died, and I got fired from my serving job for no showing on Memorial Day (which Id requested off 6 weeks earlier, but they changed FOH managers in the interim and the new manager fired me for a no call no show by saying “you didnt tell ME”), my Mom moved to another state and I had no family around. It…

he’s really taking that Private Winslow nickname seriously

I wish theyd come out with an article about what they envisioned that show would be/ what was supposed to happen. I invested a lot of time in it for it to just disappear with nothing 

When a hot dog is not served on a bun (i.e. just by itself on a plate), it’s still a hot dog.

The system is set up this way because it is population control. Cant have too many poors living full lives and sucking up resources. Its more cost effective for the obscenely rich to make a few people wealthy and buy their souls (i.e law makers and Insurance execs) than it would be to treat average folks decently.…

This is old news. Boss Hogg had these in 1978

Sir, this is a Wendys

not sure if this is true or not but another commentor said that they were doing some work on the engine and when they were re-assembling, the new head gasket they got from Porsche wouldnt fit, so possibly another Porsche engine variant was shoehorned in, serial numbers were faked to make it appear to be a more scarce…

Is that part of the Keo plan? I know 4 people doing Keto and In the past 4 months Ive heard about it approximately 14 nonillion times

MAGA sheep brother in law keeps buying Chevys, then keeps having car trouble, keeps wondering why, keeps buying Chevys. I love the guy. He has always been awesome to my Sister and is an incredible Father, but yeesh

Heres what Ive been able to comprehend from Door Dash’s website: When the opportunity for a delivery comes up on the site, Door Dash tells the driver that if they accept the delvery they are GUARANTEED to make X dollars (which, the theory is, is based on Door Dash’s algorithm which figures mileage, time, order cost,…

Literally, right before that exchange, the girl says “we’re the ones who voted for you”, then Feinstein asks how old the girl is, she says 16, and Feinstein says she didnt vote for her. I’d have done the same thing.

Or, and Im just spitballing here, maybe the people who created DoorDash (and lots of other apps like Uber and Lyft) arent the geniuses theyd like to think they are, they havent been able to find a way top “hack” reality into creating something that previously didnt exist. People have had ideas for these types of…

David Tracy is attempting to repair the pothole and drive it to Utah

I thought, for sure, maybe they’d all take a moment to collectively catch their breath and reflect on the fact that they did a lot of the theings they claim to hate other people for doing, and perhaps now that the shoe was on the other foot, they’d realize the error of their ways. Nope, doubled down and started…

When I was in HS, my parents bought a lake house about 50 miles east of Cleveland in Ashtabula county. I learned the locals out there called donuts “brodys” (brodies?). I still have no idea why , and have never heard of them referred to as such anywhere outside of Ashtabula county

Jmped the shark? Yes. Completely out of touch with the NBA (and most every other sport)? Yes. As clueless as a “fan” who watches about 20 minutes worth of games a week and otherwise might skin a box score now and then? Absolutely.

Maybe the wrong ones are being made famous. Perhaps the ones that stay at home with the kids and vacuum and change diapers so Mom can follow her dream should get the Twitter followers and guys like this should be made fun of by their peers for being “soft”

Same with Cleveland. For the first few snows every year people act like they’ve never seen it before

When I was young, I was also stupid, and clumsy 9VERY clumsy). There was a stretch of about 4 years where one sort of accident or another led me to the ER for stitches. The 4th year of this (I was 13), when we walked into the ER/Urgent care/whatever they were int he 90's, my Mom made a joke (because she makes jokes…