David,

My father was a Stephen, and as he is now deceased, my son is a Stephen.  Stephen is a good name, in my book

I used to work for one of them fancy eatin’ places and was conscripted to be the de facto oyster shucker for a while when I started out. I quickly learned that was because shucking oysters blows goats, and no one else wants to do it either. We didnt have any pansy chain glove either, so if the oyster knife slipped,…

Maybe if they werent such humorless puds, people would be more receptive to their message, idk

We tried to use rattle cans to make a buddy’s car look like the Mello Yello Cole Trickle special from Days of Thunder. Not sure it needs to be said buuuut, we had been day drinking

Have none of you seen the very special episode of Famiy Ties where Uncle Ned (portrayed by Tom Hanks) is confrotned about his alcoholism and he chugs down a bottle of Vanilla? Ugh, Im old.

Not sure if Toyota still does this but a buddy had a ‘94 4Runner in the late 90's and you could roll the glass down standing at the gate using the key. Thought that was pretty cool, but the glass was slow and it was always just fater to open the entire gate. Still a neat feature

Hell, Id have been happy if he would’ve just had to pay sales tax on the purchase, like any normal schmuck when we buy pretty much any non-food item. Being that the boat is registered in the Caymans, that didnt happen. Mean while, I have to pay xity taxes in the city my job’s office is in, even thought I dont ever go…

I have replied to you to get that hashtag out of the greys. Bernie was a football savant. He wasnt nearly as gifted physically as Elway, Marino or Kelly, but his Football IQ enabled him to perform at their level.  Out of all QBS from the mid 80's- early 90's, I say Kosar would benefitted the most from todays rules.…

If it was on one of the streaming services I suscribe to, and I didnt have to invest anything in it other than my time, Id watch it. Hell, I even made it through 40 minutes of “Gotti”

I worked for a company that provided Managed Services (including desktop support) for a handful of Canadian businesses for 4 years. That whole “nice Canadians” thing is BS.  Passive aggressive is more like it. Much like how Drew describes “Minnesota nice”

I remember when we were buying my Wifes minivan, the dealer was prepared with stale cheerios, crushed up goldfish crackers and mystery juice that we were free to toss around the cabin of a few different models so we could see which held up best in “real world” testing.

I dunno. Seem specious. Close enough to my house I may actually go check it out to see:

This (not this one exactly, but you get the idea) is what I learned to drive on. Wish I could find another in good shape

Look at how good Kenny Holland looked when Datsyuk and Lidstrom were healthy and playing. he had Illitch’s checkbook and no salary cap to worry about

Numb was a fantastic song though

Growing up, my Parents worked on an estate for a family that made its fortune in coal. They had more money than I could likely count in $100 bills in the remainder of my lifetime. For example, when companies were concerned with “corporate raiders” in the 80's, they decided to diversify, and then they bought Proctor…

Im very jealous of you for this comment for many many reasons.  

Sounds like me, when I was in my 20s and fresh out of college, barely making it through work as 80 proof sweat was coming out of my pores...”Im never drinking again. Why did I stay up until 430 AM?”

we have a mutated sea bass in office, why not?