It was $1.22 - $1.35 in Northern OH in the late 90's. Where did you live?

As my Father once put it (he was from Ferndale, not far from where David is these days) “you’re never ‘stranded’ only temporarily delayed”

Had to change a flat in a parking lot the other day at my Sons school. The tire was stuck to the posts and wouldnt come free. I didnt want to bang on it too hard while on a scissor jack and have it come loose as the jack failed and then be screwed with a car sitting on its rotor in a parking lot, so instead I decided…

My wife has back problems. I got her a cheap inverter and a heating pad

Well thats another part of how the keep the wool over the eyes of the masses — keep the credit markets loose so people can get financed and live on the illusion that they arent poor. So long as people can eat and drive around in something not entirely crappy, they wont care enough to see that everythng is being stolen…

we tried snorting Copenhagen once. I mean, its called snuff right there on the can. That was a HUGE mistake.

I was 21 in April of 1999. On April 9th of that year, my Father (who was 52) left for work, had a massive coronary and never came home. Needless to say, I was in the middle of a weeks long bender on April 20th (and it was 4/20) so I only have very hazy recollections of that day

Is it too much to ask that instead of writing “significant amount of string” in the anus section, that whoever filled out the chart instead write “shitload of string”? I mean...ITS RIGHT THERE

I tapped out on Tom Cruise about the time of Magnolia/MI2/Vanilla Sky. I must say though, I found “American Made” to be an entertaining movie. Dude is charismatic at times, and the rest of the cast was good as well (especially Dmnhall Gleeson as ‘Schaefer’).  Left me wondering if Id like more things Tom Cruise was in…

Luge. But Id ride it like a flexible flyer and DOMINATE

Ohio is super fun. You get to pay taxes in the city you live AND the city you work. They double dip on you, even though you’re only allowed to vote in one city. I work three miles from home, but its a different burb, so I have to pay taxes in both. And if you dont pay (because employers never collect for you home…

“Your Honor, my client is not a drug dealer, per se, but when the police caught him with the 80 kilos of cocaine, he was merely trying to raise funds to buy a hospital for his mother, who has fallen ill”

In 2021-2022 I think they make 95 million combined, and neither one of them may be able to move faster than me at thast time

Night Driver. Night Driver was terrible. Of course, I was only allowed to play games on an 8" black and white TV because somehow my Dad was convnced playing games on our only color TV was bad for the TV. Or maybe, this was the excuse he gave us, so that the cloor tv wouldnt be monopolized by games and he could still…

Sweetchuck! I havent thought about him in YEARS

NO! the Mr. Hero deal is the death knell of Cleveland sportsdom. Would much rather he go with Garfield 1-2323

Check this video on YouTube. Hmmm...

Pretty sure thats a Lambo, dude

Yeah, “pizza is not a meal” isnt a bad take. Its semantics, doesnt bother me in the least.

hey now! I live a single digit number of miles from Route 6 in Ohio and Im here to tell you its one of the roads near my house.