42 proof grocery store Southern Comfort mixed with diet Mountain Dew.
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I dunno about chicken (I mean sure, if it was SUPER thin) but the dishwasher is a good way to make Walleye filets. Make a foil pouch with a knob of butter, some herbs and lemon juice., pouch it up and run the dishwasher on the “dry” or “steam only” cycle. It will work. Not the most efficient method in the world, but…
I suppose the bright side is she was only extorted out of a thousand dollars instead of shot? Hooray America
McDonals burgers are not beef. McDonalds corporate just named the supplier that makes their burgers “100% All Beef” so when they say it’s a 100 percent all beef Patty, they aren’t lying. Unfortunately, it’s a brand new, not a list of ingredients
The Junior Soprano defense
We’ve got to pray for them to make it today
and if you think the problems just started then, or are limited to only that portion of the population, youre part of the problem too
The question itself says you get to watch one game a night. In each of the 4 choices you are done in 300 nights
If I got to a grocery store, they have 5 self scan lanes open, and only 2 lanes with cashiers, and theres 4 people with carts full of crap in the cashier aisles, Ill be damned if Im waiting just because I have more than 20 items in my cart, ESPECIALLY if theres no sign.
If I could find a ‘68 Sportster, like the one my Dad used to have before I was born in the 70's, I’d ride a Harley.
Chaos > Thanos
Finally, black people take responsibility for the abomination that is country music. Thanks, Obama
I was beater man forever. 78 Cutlass. 91 Foxbody. 86 Accord. 93 Cavalier. 87 XJ. ‘00 Taurus.
May or may bnot have indulged in some underage drinking with some firends in high school. We were at one buddys house whose parents were out of tow. We decided to make his ‘78 2 door Caprice classic the “Mello Yello” car. It ended up looking awful once we sobered up, but at the time we really thought we had it spiffed…
How does one fix a cigarette lighter, if there is no cigarette lighter to be fixed?
Illusion is the ultimate weapon
RV is the greatest Faith No More song ever
Every time I see a DS, I think the Klopek’s are moving in
but what if they had that spray you put on your license plate to deflect radar waves?