Its coming. Once people cant afford food en masse, its coming.

riding in a backward facing seat on a train makes me nauseated, and im not a hige fan of flying because I cant see out the windshield, so no thanks

Rise so high, yet so far to fall

I think its one of the ones left over from when they were the exclusive uniform provider for the Nazis

why do you even show this to us if we cant have it? Thats just cruel

Handy rule of thumb for buying outright:

well, that and the fact that the GDP of Manhattan alone is bigger than most countries other than the US or China

oh look here, theres a entry on his imdb page for Public Apology slated in 2018. Followed up by something called Rehab

I dont know that anyone will ever reach the Honda level of lawnmower engine tech

would’ve thought Trump was more of a Findum, Fuckum & Flee client, but perhaps not

yeah thats kinda what Im saying. I dont figure theres much choice, you just go where you’re told for the most part

Discovery is a bitch

Chi McBride makes it for me, been a fan of his since the John Larroquette Show days.

Once (1994-ish), while camping, there was another family camping in the same section as we were. This family had an early 90's Carvan. Father, wife, 3 kids (all looked to be 7 or less). Said Caravan had a very loud soundsystem (remember when EVERYone had a “system”?) and on the back window was a HUMONGUS Bad Boy…

I love you, man

some guys are in Hawaii, other guys are swimming in the Arctic ocean. Talk about luck of the draw

I laughed waaaay too hard at that, my wife asked what I was laughing at, now she is horrified and wants a divorce

How can a microwave detect my car? Isnt it busy making popcorn?

Isnt the tarp supposed to keep sand in the trailer?

My sons middle name is Stephen in honor of my deceased father. Ph Stephen is the best Stephen