Who doesnt like white walls? I bid you good day, sir

When I delivered pizza in college, I loved blizzards. For the most part we were the only ones on the roads, and the shop I worked at had a fleet of Chevettes for the drivers. They got surprisingly good traction and were awesome for donuts. Most of our business was local residents (not students) but there was no…

Does cocaine smell like dollar bills, or do dollar bills smell like cocaine?

He looks like a cross between Trump and what my son looks like when he’s constipated and trying to fire one off into his pull up

Its because we cant take lighters (or anything to light with our lighters) into concerts anymore

In college I worked for a local (non-franchise) pizza shop. The delivery fleet was a collection of “Little Red Chevettes” (well, one Pontiac 1000 but it was the same thing). The Owner of the pizza shop also owned approximately half of this particular sleepy midwestern college town (including a party store, a florist,…

Do they pronounce “Gelo” as “Jell-o”? If so, why would you do that to a kid?

What a thug

Two stumps up!

I did. When I was 5

Pretty sure thats a Lambo, dude

Physical Graffiti

wherever they plug in their tiny houses?

Had an IBM PC Jr with 64k RAM and 128k Hard drive and the Intel 8088 (4.7 mHz baby!).

Ran when parked

thats why they do it this time of year. Start those 2018 books clean. After all, spreadhseets are what matter

So we all agree the best Final Fantasy part consists of the Fighter, the Black Belt, the black Mage and the White Mage, correct? Get that Red Mage crap outta here

for $895

they got rid of all the stuff I like

Once a year, I get standing rib roast with horseradish cream. It is a glorious day