Pepperidge Farm remembers

Technically, seeing as how he lives in Bath, OH, hes the Real Housewife of Summit County, but here’s your star anyway

funny you mention that...the dealer said “what about seats?” and my Dad said “ we have plaster buckets”

sign me up for decontented vehicles

Perhaps Monster Joe’s Truck and Tow has opened a Florida location?

yes because Id much rather a parent talk to their children about how why they punched their little brother in the arm and what they were feeling when they’re rolling down the freeway at 70 mph so they don’t have to worry about being judged by someone on the internet who has no idea whats really going on in their life

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

the MVP is @MrLapara, or Frankie Lindor

they are definitely more expensive. In college, you used to be able to find 10 cent wing night all over the place. Now places act like they’re doing you a favor for 50 cent wings. At BW3, I think a a dozen wings is somewhere around 9 dollars, which is ludicrous.

the problem is that guns are durable items that last for a while. And gun manufacturers have to keep selling their products, or they wont stay in business. Its not as if guns dissolve or disappear. So, they spend SO MUCH money greasing politicians to keep guns legal, and act like they are on the side of Joe Sportsman,…

I cant even tell you how many times “blame the clumsy oaf” has pulled my ass out of the fire. I had no idea I was advanced

So, LeBron is going to McLaren and Fernando is going to the Cavs?

yeah, the IT people make the rules

Dear Jalopnik, any way we can see some scal photos comparing, say, an older (80/90's half ton vs. the new ranger/colorado vs. a current full sze truck)?

The odometer shows 122k, seller claims 128, so I wonder how old the pictures are and whats happened since. I wonder why the hood doesnt close. And yet...NP

oh. my bad. still seems fishy to me

It’s listed in Newark, NJ, but has Cali plates and a Cali smog inspection...did the seller drive it cross country to sell it?

Not me but a friend of mine had moved from Cleveland, OH to Nashville. A few months after the move, he was driving back up to his folks’ house for Easter weekend. Apparently he typed in “Cleveland” and selected the first choice, not knowing there was a Cleveland, Indiana. He ended up about 3 hours and 150 miles off…

get a box of gallon sized ziplocs. When you open the bacon, cut along the top of the package and down both sides. Once youve taken out all the bacon you’re going to cook, roll the bacon back up in its packaging. Once you have your roll, put that in the ziploc. Expel the air, zip and roll again. Bacon stays fresh for…

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