Cracked had a great article on this assholery today.

The reaction when this Paula person led Trump to Christ:

I’m black and I have no clue who she is or why she expected anyone to read that cyan on white note of hers.

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

I’ve been getting free inauguration ticket ads on the Politico app for at least a week. The link goes to the official MAGA page. This morning, I got one on my flashlight app when I was trying to find socks and Dudepheelio was still asleep. They’re trying to give away tickets on a flashlight app.

And Donald still came in 3rd on that list.

I have a close friend who chose his husband over his homophobic Trump voting batshit family. Unfortunately, he’s not a quarterback for an NFL team so he’s not getting any press.

This is sort of how I see it, closetcase or not.

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

I just ugly cried when that one kid yelled “Barack Obama!” with so much joy.

CNN posted the video of the Obamas playing with the kids on the swings, and it is one of my favorite PBO videos to date. One of the kids yells, “It’s Barack Obama!” with such joy when she sees him. Pretty much the exact opposite reaction from the kid who said “I’m scared, I’m scared, I’m scared,” when Trump walked…

THIS. Just seeing Black people in positions of power and influence has left a huge impact on me personally. I usually brush off soft-power like seeing them around all the time. But man, did it normalize Blackness in the best of ways by seeing it so openly around. I’m not saying racism is solved by any stretch of the…

I wish we could have them forever, but I am deeply grateful that we had them for 8 years.

Also, the Obamas had offered to leave the playground at the White House for, you know, Trump’s ten-year-old kid and bunch of grandkids... and he said no.

Here’s my impression of the average Washington Post commenter and my reaction.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I would be saying “el oh el” if I weren’t so furious at what his actions meant for the country. Scumbag.

I’m in love with whoever made these.

Yeah, the tech was cool, but I bet the subway still smelled like piss and vomit. #innovationpriorities