I think Corben Bernson was miscast as Anderson: he’s better at playing shallow, breezy assholes, while I think think this character would be better served by an intense actor like late-stage Rod Steiger or Jack Palance.  I mean, they’re dead, but... maybe Paul Giamatti.  (They can’t afford him, but still.)

People who call Jon Snow “boring” are the same kinds of people who say Boba Fett is their favorite Star Wars character. Boba Fett wears a bucket on his head, says like two words, and dies like a punk, but, hey—he looks cool, and that’s all they care about. Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker is carrying the whole narrative on…

No one wants to see pictures of your fucking food.  

First of all, a lot. Two words, genius. Also, no, there isn’t a grand conspiracy, and people who have different opinions than you have opinions that are just as valid as yours.  Grow the fuck up.

You are aware that you only have so much time on this Earth, right?  Why are you wasting it watching Zack Snyder movies at all, let alone multiple fucking times?

Except the difference is that Adams was funny, and Pratchett was not.

No.  Pratchett’s lame jokes made it unreadable.

Jesus fuck are you lazy. You put the ingredients in a pot and simmer them for a while, and if you do it right it’ll be better than any sauce you get in a jar.  Pathetic. 

That’s actually what that phrase means in the context of the movie.  Genius.

As the bad guy in the next Avengers movie.

The event is being completely recorded by professionals, and every dipshit in the audience feels the need to capture it on their phones instead of just enjoying being there.  I have no idea what’s wrong with these people and I know my decision to avoid people whenever possible was the best I’ve ever made.

Daredevil and Spider-Man vs. the Kingpin.

What he thinks it should be is well-written.  People who love this show wouldn’t know decent writing if it rammed them in the ass.  It’s simply not a factor in their enjoyment; they just want their genre fix, and this gives it to them.  The quality of the writing is irrelevant because they’re incapable of recognizing…

This sentence is clear evidence of insanity. First of all, we don’t anthropomorphize everything. Also, that doesn’t lead naturally into the next sentence at all. Also, he apparently hates his pets.

I’m pretty sure that’s indicative of mental illness.

This sounds a lot like a frittata di spaghetti, otherwise (inaccurately) known as a Neapolitan omelette.

The author misuses “jive” and “climatic” in this article, which should have been “jibe” and “climactic” respectively. I don’t know why those malapropisms bug me, but too many people are making them.

This review is 68% typos.  Has the author ever read a single thing he’s written?

Me, too.  With Doug Jones doing the voice (which he did in Hellboy 2).

Oliver, you can’t refer to someone only by their last name in an article if you haven’t referred to them by their full name previously in the same article (or, in this case, at all). Between this and referring to Aziz Ansari casually as “disgraced” on the same day, it’s depressing that you have a job as a writer.