I’m guessing there’s no undergraduate course requirement for Dignity 101.

LOLZ stop typing

Fukyama’s head was obviously a large version of the head of the aberrant idea that entered Ptonomy’s brain.

Fukyama’s head was obviously a large version of the head of the aberrant idea that entered Ptonomy’s brain.
 

Slimer story was an inside job

I don’t know what any of that means.

“More time and energy has been poured into this today....”

It seems like every software update is essential and takes away options. I’d prefer they were elective and gave more options. I don’t have a punchline.

“The question isn’t ‘What were they doing in 2016?’ The question is why are people still watching that shit?”

“Kanye West is a terrific musician and producer, he’s done quite a lot of hip hop.”

This sounds like a great movie... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

I’ve been told Kanye West is a musical genius, and so it’s worth making your way past his wilderness of bullshit to get to the beating heart of his brilliant music and lyrics.

Is there a minimum of articles a writer has to post in a day to make a living at this? This is a complete non-story. I hope Kate was ashamed to turn it in. “Duh, it closed and we don’t know why.” Great.

We.

I’m glad he was finally convicted, and frustrated he wasn’t long ago. That said, I hope he tries to flee the country. Whether he fails or succeeds, that would be the first entertaining thing he’s done in decades.

Dementia is no laughing matter. Seek help, before it has to be done for you.

From your grammar, it’s hard to believe you don’t read more.

You don’t understand the hate? Let me explain. It looks dumb. Tom Hardy doing a bad accent and playing a guy who gets taken over by black goo that sends murder tentacles out of him sounds like a premise written by a learning-disabled ten year-old boy, and it doesn’t look like they did anything to make this a smart…

Anytime someone doesn’t like something you like, their opinion is invalid because they didn’t understand that thing. Right, genius?

You thought he was a tool, huh? That’s adorable. Now go play your video games if your homework is finished and don’t forget to brush your teeth.