Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?

I’M NOT ON TRIAL HERE

I used to laugh at things like this, because of course I’d never do anything like this—until I did.

Well, if this isn’t the girl’s alcoholic, “bottom”, I don’t know what is. I’m sober 11 years myself, but I worked for a time volunteering with alcoholics and addicts in the 28 day residential program at a famous rehab hospital. I’ve heard thousands of these stories. Thousands. I hope she gets help before she lays…

You’re not far off. Go look at the before and after photos on the news website.

Exactly. You know there’s video. It must be glorious.

I have to disagree. It was a risky move, no question, but he ended up stopping her. Who knows what kind of damage could have done if she had driven any distance.

This Black Mirror stuff is getting out of control. Here’s Amanda Willis just a few weeks before the wedding . . .

“Drank almost an entire bottle of Fireball”

Your friend gets shit-faced, almost kills the Best Man and, makes your wedding a spectacle of shame.

Drinking that garbage in an offense in itself. 23 man!

Hemingway’s best short story was also his most succinct. It was one sentence long:

Amanda Willis, 23, “drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball” within the first hour of the reception and turned drunk and violent.

That said, there is a town named rat’s mouth.

Around here we call that “saturday.”

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

Maid of honor means she’s single, right? Asking for a friend