I went to a cool church as a teenager. It was so cool they had a skatepark outside, an in-house rap metal band and the pulpit was made out of repurposed skateboards. The pastor dressed like a surfer dude and would deliver sermons like, “Haha why would anyone worship Buddha, he’s just a FAT GUY who sat under a TREE!…

John Oliver is doing a valuable public service.

I think this is a good video about how awful it can be.

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—

terrifying.