you’re new?

You have some sort of super pro-gawker boner on or something? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THIS IS NOT BEST!

Yes, you troll.

This is basically all I have left in the game to do. I’ve discovered over 310 locations, eliminated the railroad and the brotherhood. Any suggestions?

Right, so why not make it more clear. Thats silly.

I do miss the “Play or do not Play.” How about a good summary paragraph? Unless its fallout 5, chances are Im not reading the entire review.

So crazy impressive. My wife asked why someone would do this and all I could say is “because you can, and it’s like an immesnley intricate puzzle for really talented smart gamers”

He never actually believed you wouldn’t ever sleep with him, because he’s a psycho. So he just thought you had given in.

You know you’re old and have been reading Kotaku for too long when you read the title and say “again?” then realize it’s been 4 years.

He made her change her twitter name too.

“tastes like someone stirred a jar of turpentine with a Black & Mild” I get it. I get it very much.

Is that real fire?

If you think any of that behavior is even remotely acceptable, and not indicative of a MASSIVE LOSER who has SERIOUS PERMANENT PROBLEMS. Then you’re sorely mistaken.

Half Life 3 announced?

That wizard came from the mooooon.

The Vault Boy Icon in the crafting interface means you need someone to operate the thing you’re making - otherwise it wont work. You need to manually assign people to a lot of the things you build, like food and mortar guns. It took me awhile to figure this one out too....

“Battlefront is, sometimes, the Jar-Jar Binks of Star Wars games.” HAHAHA. I cannot believe you wrote that. Amazing.

I got this from being blown up by a Mutant Suicider. So, i dunno.

Can we all agree that Goldeneye made us all this way?

That would make sense because I don’t remember seeing the other guys name before.