MARIO LEMIEUX!

Won't see this on Jezebel

Might I enquire what a "smashed beef patty" is?

The headline wrote itself, yet Jezebel couldn't help but embellish by making "joke" plural. Pretty unbelievable.

Another useless video that should be a list. Please don't share this crap

And it's time now to boot up the 360 once more and play Gears. Thanks.

And this is why we need guns, you hear guns. knives are the silent killer!

If I was an African soccer team, I would steer clear of the name Pirates.

When people make a video of something that should just be a list, I get angry.

Eh, you said it yourself. Schmuck.

So they couldn't get Ryan Reynolds?

Because no one was harmed? 'tis the definition.

"capable of this" Everyone who can write is capable.

Sure, ruin his/her future because of a pretty harmless prank played in highschool. I <3 Jezebel.

The BIG question here is: Why was anyone following this account and how do you know about these tweets? Who was the celebrity who tweeted about this account, cause I bet they made it.

Predator 3D ($10) | Best Buy

I'm so glad you guys cater to Mac and xbox One owners, always so many deals to be had!

I wish I had the patience to wait and play them all at the same time. There is no way I'll remember the decisions I've made 8 months after first making them. I enjoy the games quite a bit, but I feel like this way of releasing episodes makes me care less about the characters.

homers? I called you a moron.

Ha, yes, that is a perfectly reasonable deduction. And making the assertion that I am bitter that Fever Pitch wasn't about the Yankees is completely laughable and absolutely absurd (you literally made me laugh because you are a moron). Perhaps it is you, plebe, who should stay off Deadspin. But of course, I don't give…