She already has been. You’ve clearly never seen Twilight.

Guarantee that K-Stew is not in ‘the best movie ever made’. Can people ever bring hyperbole on the internet down to a less ridiculous level?

Some other movies that were booed at Cannes: Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Wild At Heart, Inglourious Basterds, L’Avventura, Antichrist, The Tree of Life, etc.

I am befuddled by the heapings of praise. If the photo above is any indicator, she still hasn’t learned to make more than one facial expression.

I still don’t believe she’s 25. Maybe she’s a vampire? Or repeated a bunch of grades?

Are Australian school systems weird? Or was she skipped two grades? Because I was in the class of 2007 and I am 27.

Whew! Good for her. That means she can still get work for four more years in Hollywood.

Those hairstyles are so 2001!

Pretty sure her storyline, including her connection to the Dothraki, has been in place since the whole thing started. Stahp.

MAD MOTHERFUCKING RESPECT FOR MY GIRL SUSAN RIGHT NOW

FUCK YEAH, SUSAN.

In my experience, Susan Sarandon says precisely what Susan Sarandon thinks - knowing, but never fearing the consequence. I really respect that.

Cate Blanchette disappointed me so much I have no words. And then she goes and stumps for my favorite new perfume Sí by Armani-tossed my bottle the minute I saw her face in their ad.

They stem from the same thing though: she’s a tough woman with a lot of strong convictions and exactly no fucks left to give over whether or not people like her. It’s kind of sad that that’s remarkable.

Thank you Susan. Appreciate it.

I FUCKING LIVE HER! The quiet by Hollywood actresses on the topic of Allen has been deafening.

Susan has made her mark and doesn’t need to politic any longer, so she can make truthful statements and real talk, while other celebs are just too scared for their jobs.

I love Susan Sarandon... this just made me love her more.

I’m sure an actual dancer will answer this better, but my understanding is that the tights and shoes are supposed to contribute to the illusion of a long leg line. Or something like that. Never danced ballet in my life!

The riches are in the niches!