Psst, the constitution is real bad and was never good.

Gawd do I miss him.

“My hope is that somehow, someway, Barack Obama can get a fake mustache and a long goatee and run in the 202o election as “Flarack Flobama,” a distant relative of Barack and restore order to this broken nation.”

I’d wear a shirt with Cher’s new catchphrase “Keep Your Eyes Open Bitch” emblazoned across my chest.

happyendings

Mocking ICP is one thing I love so much. Still I will admit I will always have a soft spot for The Great Milenko. It’s a great album. It’s hard to not smile when you listen. Hocus Pocus is still in my playlist.

The quoted song does have an admittedly funny moment in “He’ll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four”, followed by them arguing over how stupid that line is. The song as a whole is grating and repetitive (shocking, innit?), but I did always like that bit.

The Juggalos are like the Wildings in our current real-life GOT scenario.

After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

• The Xenomorph has 2 brains - one that will always know where you are, and one that controls the body and is given hints by the first brain.

She’s got the Innsmouth Look.

Ohh stop acting like such a Becky!

Bran, did you even read the books?

Props to Sam if he actually finishes it.

From my point of view it is the ones who don’t wear capes that are evil.

whose ice dragon could certainly help the paraplegic teen “fly,” per the old Three-Eyed Raven’s comment

REAL FANZ subscribe to the “Bran is also Bran the Builder” theory. This Night King one is hogwash.

I ghosted my PTSD therapist. Told her I was going to Mexico for a visit with family, which was true, and that I’d call to schedule new sessions when I returned, which I didn’t.