Whenever I hear him speak I can’t help but recall this sketch:

Yeah but call me when a piece of Playstation hardware uses a font from a Spiderman movie... that would be ridiculous!

Yeah but call me when a piece of Playstation hardware uses a font from a Spiderman movie... that would be ridiculous!

But can we get it on Vita...?

I would never pay to eat at his restaurant, but I like Emeril a lot (especially on Top Chef) and you scared me with that headline that he doing some Mario Battali predator shit.

I know he’ll somehow get away with this but I love the lesson we’re learning which is: if you’re going to be a lifelong crook, maybe stick to the shadows, yes yes? I’m ready for the Mob ties to start stacking up.

I would put down money that Doctor Doom is at *least* referenced to in an Infinity War pt 2 post-credits sequence.

Behold! A Paleblood Sky!

To the Gungeon fans out there (I assume you call yourselves Gungees), is when this launches a good time to pick up the game?  Or is it like a Civ expansion where it’s a little more organic to play it vanilla and add one new feature at a time?

This would be such a badass Vita game. We do have Chasm coming in a couple weeks though...!

Time to launch The New New 2+1 DS Plus Plus!

I have googled a solid 2 whole minutes trying to find it, and I can’t, but I remember it so well:
Area Man Still Using Shampoo at Pre-Haircut Level

Yeah my dude, with all due respect this article should really be credited to Summoning Salt for doing the heavy lifting. His videos are great, they’re informative but very digestible for people outside of the given game’s speedrun scene.

Dank and depraved you say?

Hey thank you!

Say again. Local multiplayer?

Anno 1404 (or Dawn of Discovery in North America) sandbox mode is a perfect hangover game. You can cruise along making money, accumulating resources, and building up your towns, and stare at the (gorgeous) water, or, when your brain is up to it, you can plan new shipping routes and supply chains.

Yup. That was me. Glad these shitheads are being called out even if no real consequences ever come of it. And I say this as someone who enjoyed many years of Simpsons episodes.

I would add Dungeon of the Endless, it runs on everything and is a blast to play despite being really hard. It’s set in the same universe as Endless Space and Endless Legend but is a totally unique gameplay experience combing tower defense and hero RTS and roguelikes.

This is a great game that I haven’t played in awhile, but I would like to point out (with all good intentions) that ‘I was honest except for the two times I was dishonest which contributed to me winning the game’ is simply not the same as ‘boy oh boy being open and honest in Subterfuge won me the match!’. :)