i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

I read a lot, and I enjoy books while I’m reading them. But once I finish, the whole story leaves my brain.

If you want to read faster, read MORE its not going to make you read at 750 wpm but it will increase your speed for sure.

War and Peace are my boobs’ names.

You’re mad at him for the wrong reason. He’s not actually saying that vets shouldn’t have PTSD. He’s saying that a cop suing the family of a black man he murdered is a perfectly acceptable thing to do, because that black man was asking for it and it was really, really hard for the poor innocent cop.

If this ruins his presidential campaign i’ll be furious

Haha! Yessss! Kanye is a salad shooter.

Damn, man, shit is getting weird in the discussion section.

That whole entire song was just an excuse for him to make a Nabokov reference! I hate it so much.

Thank you for being the sole Internet commenter brave enough to stand up for the police in 2016.

we’re listening...

Me to Gate Agent: I’d like to book another flight, please.

She’s absolutely right. Hell, there’s famous guys that have killed/been involved in killing people, and folks rarely bring it up.

I live next door to a bagpipe player :(

There may have been a time where you looked back and said, “I probably shouldn’t have done that.” Does that make you a ho? No, it makes you a human.

You know that feeling when your singing is mistaken for a horrible, death-beckoning scream?

but game developer is by herself, ohh wait she is wearing headphones, she is not alone

Awwww congrats to Tyra and her family. What a beautiful statement about their own joy while recognizing all the others who may struggle the same way but without the means to do something like that. Good for them!

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