Hollywood: Where even the grizzly bears are played by white guys.

I agree in theory, but keeping the uterus “covered” is generally a better idea.

It is especially fucked when you compare how much work Gillian has done since X-Files ended compared to what David has done. Woman has worked her ass off and deserves to be paid accordingly, for both experience and keeping her name out in front of the public. David was in Californiacation, and that’s about it.

I’ve been informed by Deadspin’s Florida bureau that this is not strictly “the woods” per se, and that Gainesville “just looks like that.”

Trump and Carson could make the claim, but that should only go to show that, as a voter, you don’t actually want an outsider.

You should be a wedding planner. That sounds really nice.

I don’t know about all this, all i know is that Sunday night I will be watchin’ X-Files with no lights on something something I hope the smoking man’s in this one.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Eh, it should be fine. Just be careful...

I’m a 460 month old fetus- what’s the problem?

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

I mean. It is true. All NFL coaches are physically superior monsters who intimidate their players into doing what they are told to do. Bill Belichick is what, 8 feet tall, 450lbs? When he tore that one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back I thought, gosh there is an offensive genius, no wonder his…

This is not discrimination against women.

Progress towards acknowledging that there are other people besides men who can tell you a thing or two about hitting or throwing a baseball or football. It really is possible.

He’s probably more scary for you, as a kicker.

Happy for you, Coach Smith. Congrats from a once-upon-a-time 10 year old tomboy who dreamed of becoming the NFL’s first female kicker. You will inspire so many little girls.