It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

“wrongful birth and breach of warranty”

Ah yes, I remember how readers of this particular site showed their true colors the first time Jezebel reported on this.

If that kid ever googles....

I can only hope this racist bitch doesn’t make her child feel less than for having *gasp* BROWN SKIN!!!!

It depends; is this before or after he intentionally destroyed his cell phone and then built a defense based solely upon the lack of evidence...that he destroyed.

Come on, we all know Brady did that shit. If you don’t think he had anything to do with adjusting the PSI you are:

I think there’s a good chance Brady knew what was going on with the footballs. I also - and I can’t stress this strongly enough - don’t even begin to care. And I’m far from a Pats fan. This whole issue didn’t deserve one millionth of the coverage and investigation it got.

I mean, c’mon. Brady did that shit. You serious?

I don’t see what’s objectionable about that statement. The preponderance of evidence is against him.

Have you not been following this case, or are you just a blind Patriots homer?

Roger. It’s not your fault.

“investigatory cosplay” is a great description. I think this analysis is dead-on in the respect that, yeah, even though everyone knows Brady probably did something, only the biggest “protect the shield” PFT commenters really give a fuck (and I say that as someone who thinks Brady is somewhat overrated and cannot stand…

The NFL’s punishment got overturned based on Goodell’s arbitrariness and unfairness in slamming Brady.

Christmas came early.

Also, and this can’t be stressed enough, a desktop can be upgraded. I mean, my 5 year old 6 core, 3 GHZ AMD processor in my desktop is still going gangbusters, but maybe next year I will upgrade to an 8 core, 4.2 GHZ processor, and new motherboard. All while keeping my same case/power supply/hard drives/video card, or…

Those four bullet points at the end basically read, “so any of the stuff people got busted for before, you’re not doing any of that, right?”

Nope, this is the first time a player has been made aware of it. They're citing a rule he's never been allowed to see to punish him.

Tom Brady’s appeal has argued the code doesn’t apply to him; indeed, only team owners, presidents, general managers, and head coaches have to sign it. (There’s no reason to believe players even knew it existed until it was used to punish Brady.)

“ or artificially increasing “crowd” or other noise levels in a stadium during the reporting period.*” So is this the same Breach of integrity the Falcons got a slap on the wrist for?