It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight…

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

“Except it works”

This couldn’t have come at a more opportune time. This morning has put me near the breaking point. I still want out but I need to keep it in perspective and do the best I can, even when I’m basically done giving a shit. Thanks.

Spicy take there dude. It “annoys” people because it gives cover for hacks like Guerrero to sell this garbage to gullible folks with real health problems.

one of the dumbest things of this season has been the unapologetic PR that Brady has gotten for his TB12 snake oil from the football press. at best it’s usually “haha look at this weird recipe!” while printing wholesale what its supposed “benefits” are without any critique. At worst, it’s this freaking advertorial in…

Pfft. My daughter emerged from the womb with her hand over her heart, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance perfectly. #notallbabies

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Goodell’s downfall won’t be his general incompetence or his wildly inconsistent disciplinary edicts, but simply lending a compassionate, open ear to players’ protests over police brutality and systemic racism.

I hope they fucking sue.

Jesus Christ. I am an EMT and just about spit my beer up reading this. ANYONE halfway trained in emergency medicine would have put him on a spinal board and transported him with sirens to a hospital asap. Sitting upright in a fucking van?!?

But, the education that kid will receive-

Well, let’s hope this fat Mrs. Claus-looking motherfucker is “flattered” by all the attention his dumb fucking mouth got him by revealing what a creep he is.

Who gets a $300 million dollar no bid contract and then acts they’re doing the persons paying them a favor.

We’ve got 44 linemen rebuilding power lines in your city and 40 more men just arrived. Do you want us to send them back or keep working?” asked the company that is getting paid a lot of money to do work on which they bid to do.

Whitefish ? More like Red Herring.

“By coordinating and creating a vision and creating an atmosphere where the synergies work”

I’m sure this was much, much funnier in your head...

No, him being a racist locksmith who knows where she lives makes him more dangerous because if he wants to retaliate for getting fired, he can access her house.