Listen buddy, I saw a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney on the shelf at a game shop years ago. I didn’t buy it but let me tell you, looking at the cover picture taught me a lot about the legals and the briefs, so I think I’m qualified to say that this is a clear-cut win for the claim-man against the bad-team, for a…

I bet they gave him a stern torquing to.

She’s going to do a hardcore version of the pokerap, in which she peppers in healthy doses of the n-word.

Ok *shrugs* *Goes back to work and watching Impeachment 2 Democracy Boogaloo*

Oh, it’s a game that stared in Hawaii played with these paper milk caps...

For you

I just want to point out that there’s a bit of a story behind this announcement.

This game looks a lot like my favorite Square strategy game... FRONT MISSION.

Welcome to PC gaming graphics my friend. We enjoy having you here.

“Visit the in-game store, an incredibly detailed recreation of a rural Walmart, to upgrade your weapons and loadout in your crusade against tyrannical government rule and encroaching socialism using funds from your weekly unemployment check! Fight conservative bias on social media by integrating your Facebook account…

Quarantine has players fighting in the name of freedom against a tyrannical health department’s fascist recommendations by waving guns around and walking into supermarkets without masks, confronting pawns-of-the-system employees that make seven bucks an hour.

Yeah, the comments are supposed to be a Sanctuary, where fears and lies melt away.

apologies in advance for this, but

I look forward to Final Fantasy VIII: Remake, now with more random, corny swearing to appeal to the now 30-somethings that played the original when they were 13. Suck on that shit, Ultimecia!

I am more annoyed than i care to admit that Sora and the gang don’t run in time with the music.  Like i know the run cycle will look funny for some songs with different tempos, but my brain really wants those steps to land on the beat and they just don’t.

Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!

Obligatory Transformers: The Movie scene:

A Chinese, a Japanese, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Sri Lankan, an Indian, a Laotian, a Cambodian, an Afghani, and a Tibetan walk into a nightclub.